Pickup lines should be awkward moments of the past but yet they still continue to make their way past the club bouncers on Ladies Free Til 11 night.

Are your legs tired? No.

Did it hurt when you fell? I didn’t fall. I’ve been standing here the whole time.

Useless and a waste of time and breath for both involved so why say them at all?

The intentions of pickup lines are to spark up a conversation with one who is making the front of your pants a slightly tighter fit but why not skip the corny intros and say…hmm, maybe hello would be a good start.

If you prefer to use a good and original pickup line, then maybe (just maybe) you may find yourself in a one-on-one conversation with someone who found you appetizingly attractive as well.

But to make sure you are on the right track, here are some creative pickup lines that will guarantee either a drink in the face, a knee in the groin, a dismissal or a combination of any of them.

PICKUP LINES THAT WON’T WORK…well, probably won’t

Baby, you’re a brickhouse and I would love to come on over and wear out my welcome.

Glad to have run into you again. You seem to have kept disappearing. Now let’s act like a condiment and ketchup (catch up).

Well, if I can’t poke you in person, can I at least poke you on Facebook?

You got kids? I take care of all (insert number over two here) of mine.

Circle, circle, dot, dot. I got my cootie shot.

The way I can make you climax, you’ll be paying my rent and giving me your ATM number in no time.

Be my lil’ freak!

The club is about to close. Hell, nobody else wants you. Might as well take me home with you.

Baby, if you were a Herpe bump, I wouldn’t even try to get rid of you and trust me, I know Herpes.

I hope you’re French so you can play with my wee-wee.

My alter ego wants me to ask you can I hit it.

Now wouldn’t it be easier to just say hello?

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